About Rob Joseph

I’m a cleaner who currently works in Benteler in Paderborn, but cleaning factory toilets is not all that I’ve done, oh no, I’ve been paid to clean some of the worst that humanity can offer.

• Murders
• Sex Clubs and Porn Cinemas
• Industrial Slaughterhouses
• Hoarders Apartments
• Factory Toilets
• Suicides
• Prison Cells
• Undiscovered Bodies
• Music Festival Toilets
• Industrial Accidents
• Animal Hoarders

I enjoy my work.

To transfer something from a mess back to cleanliness is definitely job satisfaction. To help an old person who can no longer cope, to help a person with dementia live a better life, or to clean up after the loss of life, to ease the strain on friends and family, to return the apartment back to a state of being habitable once again is a success.

And in my down time. Well, I’m an introvert, I like to hide away from the world, sit with the cats and write stuff. But I also love to plug in the ear buds, grab my iphone and look for stuff that’d be a perfect inspiration for my next poem.

It’s my hobby, not a business, but I’d like to reach out a bit more. Maybe sometime I’ll publish something, maybe I’ll write poetry fit for a book.

And this website/blog is the first tentative step towards that.

Thank you for visiting.

Rob.